how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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