- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

WOw you have no life

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