- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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