- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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