- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

I'm so punny.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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