- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's blue? The sky.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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