- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a black man? Rob

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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