- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

All of these jokes are about white people

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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