What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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