- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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