Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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