what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Gay rights.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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