What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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the NAACP

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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