Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Stephen Hawking

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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