Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Who is John Galt?

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Anti Joke

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