If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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