Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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