youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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