what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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