- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are flowers.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whose your daddy? Not me

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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