What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

feminism

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You sick fiend

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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