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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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