- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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