- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Lil Wayne

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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