- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

think twice or at least think

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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