Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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