- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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