- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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