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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is the difference?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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