- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

The chickens have become self-aware!

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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