- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Massie is a fatass

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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