- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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