- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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