What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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eh

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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