- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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