- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Dead girls can't say no.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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