How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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