Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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