why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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