- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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