Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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