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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Faithful men.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

pobody's nerfect

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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