- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Daniel is a fag

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black