- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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