Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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