what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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