- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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