Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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taking out the trash... at night

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Anti Joke

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