- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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