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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.