- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Gus's mom

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

nolan is gay

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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