i am a dino. RAWR.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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João Duarte reads this.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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