Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Nickelback

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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