- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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