Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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