Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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