- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A seal walks into a club.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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