Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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