The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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haha

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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