roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

12 niqqa 12.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

woman's rights

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