What does? 42

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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PENIS

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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