why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Your're racist.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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