- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

im @ work, LOL.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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