- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Caramel Boing.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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