- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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