Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Homo say what?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Anti Joke

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