So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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