- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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