Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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