What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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