whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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