I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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poopoo

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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