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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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