How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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