why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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black chicken. kfc

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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