how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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how do you win a game try your best

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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