- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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