Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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