- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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