What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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