- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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