- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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