- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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