- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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