a black man walks out of popeyes

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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