- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

why did the black guy die? cancer

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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