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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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