- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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