- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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