- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

So these two girls have a cup .

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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