Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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