Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Guest what? Dog

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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what is 3+3= 8

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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