Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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