- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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