Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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