- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Your girlfriend.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Justin Bieber.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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