What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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