- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A van drives into a car.

This is not a joke.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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