- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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