- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I like touching my boobs

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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