why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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