what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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