Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Make me famous

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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