- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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