- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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