four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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