How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

So these two girls have a cup .

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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