What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Knock Knock? Come in.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A Serbian Film

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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