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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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