Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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