- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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