- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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