You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Anti Joke

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