- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A Serbian Film

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

su algato es en fuego

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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