Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Fine, ladies first.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Adam Chebali is awesome

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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