- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Who wants water? I do.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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