- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

human centipede

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's blue? The sky.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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