- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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