- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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