- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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