Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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