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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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