- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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