- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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