What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

So a baby seal walks into a club...

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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