What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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