A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A whole 'nother.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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