A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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