A storm be brewin!

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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