Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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you gay?

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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