- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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