- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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