Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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