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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Justin Beiber

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

you see theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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