What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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If life gives you lemonade.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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The cream, it is coming

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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