- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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