- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

taking out the trash... at night

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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