- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Women's rights

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A dyslexic blind man

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