- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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