- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.