- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Take part of what?

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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