- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama so fat.

yolo your orange looks orange

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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