- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A dyslexic blind man

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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