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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Pickles are powerful

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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