Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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