- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

penis

why did the zebra cross the road?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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