- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!