Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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