What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Lindsay Lohan

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

knock knock whos there open open who the door

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Justin Bieber.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Hail Hitler

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