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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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