- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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