How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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