- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

knock knock? come in

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.