What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

what's white and sticky semen

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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